Dirty Consultant: Part 2 - Death by PowerPoint

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At Orchan, we’ve seen consulting at its best - and at its glossiest. Dirty Consultant is our no-nonsense series calling out the theatre, the buzzwords, and the shiny distractions that get in the way of real change. Because true consulting isn’t about polished decks or clever algorithms - it’s about rolling up sleeves, getting into the grit, and facing the messy human reality head-on.

Some consultants think their job is to build slides.
Endless slides.
Perfectly formatted, pixel-perfect decks.
Buzzwords stacked higher than the Petronas Towers.

Slide 12: Vision.
Slide 27: Mission.
Slide 43: Engagement Strategy.
Slide 89: "Key Takeaways.”

By the time they’re done, your people are asleep - or worse, politely nodding while thinking about lunch.

Because here’s the problem:
No slide has ever fixed a culture issue.
No chart has ever built trust.
No bullet point has ever sparked a movement.

Real change doesn’t live in PowerPoint.
It lives in conversations.
It lives in uncomfortable truths.
It lives in the messy, human, un-slideable reality of your business.

At Orchan, we don’t hide behind decks.
We roll up our sleeves.
We get in the room.
We say the things that don’t fit neatly in a 16:9 template.

So the next time someone offers you a 120-slide “solution”?
Ask them: are you here to fix my problem… or to kill me softly with bullet points?

At Orchan, we choose conversations over clickers.
Because slides don’t make change - people do.

Ready to ditch the deck? changenow@orchan.asia Or call us: +603-7972 6377

Let’s talk.

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